BREAKING NEWS!
God and the Devil have issued their first joint press release:
“Because fire and brimstone are the same as franks and beans to non-human things, we have postponed the Apocalypse, until you resume telling your own lies, and stop outsourcing them to A.I.” – God and the Devil (rulers of Heaven and Hell, respectively)
p.s. They only postponed the apocalypse, they didn’t cancel it, so keep it tuned here for breaking news.
p.p.s. I didn’t put them in red and blue; they dress themselves!